See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes. Joke As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife. She turns over and says, "I'm sorry, honey. I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, and I want to stay fresh.
WIFE’S INAPPROPRIATE JOKE. - | Husband jokes, Inappropriate jokes, Marriage jokes
There was an old couple laying in bed. The man turns and tells the woman, "If you want to have sex, pull on my dick once. If you don't want to have sex, pull on my dick one hundred times. Three brothers are traveling along a road, and their car dies.
Husband Wife Jokes
Marriage is not a joke, but it can feel like one…okay, let me rephrase that: There is plenty of funny marriage jokes that include the husband and wife on both ends. I did some research and collected the funniest and most hilarious jokes about marriage. Marriage can be the best thing that will happen to anyone. Well, it could also be the funniest.
So, you want to tell a sex joke? First and foremost, know your audience. A dirty joke may also land you in HR, and we want to avoid that. You also might not want to whip out a dirty joke in front of your parents, grandparents, or in-laws—but hey, we don't know what your relationship is like your fam, so you do you. This is